#( in a spicy way or a fighty way

[clochanam]

aisling pinning your muse to a wall using her powers tho....................

[justleaf]

Roche is not a schoolboy to argue with Iorweth. What are you talking about?

Anon you gotta drop a link or at least tell me what you're referring to, I have goldfish brain and I have no clue 😅

But anyway to your point, everyone's HCs are valid and I can imagine a Roche who wouldn't waste time arguing with a terrorist.

If you're interested, this is my rationale for fighty bitey Roche:

The man spent a good chunk of his career as a Commander fighting Iorveth, and Iorveth has had the most trouble with Roche. Fighting has been a part of their dynamic since day 1 and I think arguments are a natural regression from trying to kill each other.

Outside of Iorveth, we've also seen hot-headed and take-no-nonsense Roche all throughout W2, so I think he would at the very least snap back if someone said something stupid, and if he can't resort to his fists he would argue. W3 Roche definitely calmed down, but looking at how he absolutely tore into Ves after she ran off to try and be a hero, it's obvious that he's still a Spicy Boi (TM).

Also if you're into Iorveth and Roche as a couple, I think of it as that children thing where you try to get the attention of the one you like by provoking them. I HC that Roche has no shortage of sexual experiences, but when it comes to relationships I don't think he has a clue how to start or navigate a healthy one, what with his mother being a prostitute and his father figure being a king who has him constantly put his life on the line. (Not to say sex workers can't have a healthy relationship - they absolutely can, but not with his mom's set of circumstances.)

This last kind of gets a little uwu and admittedly self-indulgent but with the way his absolutely shitty life went, I don't think he'd ever had the chance to have a childhood, so I like to imagine that a childlike or even childish part of him comes out when he's with someone he absolutely trusts and knows he can depend on. Ya'know. Him showing a little bit of vulnerability and exploring the part of himself that he had to give up. But this is completely self-indulgent I'm aware.

[hellceo]

as a note: i don't use icons for spicy threads. i have long learned that the muses i write rarely have on-screen sex scenes, and trying to icon sexy expressions from, like, fighty or normal scenes sends me into giggle fits and takes way longer than it's worth for me, so i gave up a while ago. so my solution: iconless spicy threads !!

[stainedkept]

This would be a cool way to die,

An INDEPENDENT ROLEPLAY BLOG featuring YELENA BELOVA from the MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (MCU). Please read guidelines before interacting. Established March 2023 and loved fiercely by Katie. About ⧗ Starter Calls ⧗ RP Memes

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ONE: This is a selective independent roleplay blog. The people I choose to follow are people I wish to write with. In an attempt to keep my dash focused on the friends I am writing with, I will not be following personal blogs.

TWO: My replies will always vary depending upon the scene. Short, quick scenes will often get a short (a couple lines to a paragraph max) reply while a plotted thread will feature a multi-paragraph reply. I keep my formatting simple with text paired with a gif. I do not require the same from my partners. All I ask is that my partners put equal effort into moving scenes along.

THREE: This blog features a muse with questionable morals. Yelena is an assassin and she does a really good job. Depending upon the scene, she can be very helpful or a very dangerous threat. There will be triggering content that appears on this blog. Triggers will be tagged tw:. Some common triggering content that may appear on this blog: violence, killing, kidnapping, torture, and death.

FOUR: Please do not break roleplay etiquette. No godmodding or metagaming. When it comes to fighty action scenes, I operate on a trading blows system (unless it is reasonable to assume one character would certainly not win) while we plot out who the winner(s) and loser(s) are.

FIVE: Family (blood relation and/or found), friendship, and enemy themes are among my favorite themes to explore with my muse. That doesn’t mean I dislike romance. Oh, I love that too. But I enjoy writing about two friends grabbing a drink, or a pair of bitter enemies about to throw down as much as I enjoy writing a spicy scene.

SIX: Romance is tricky with Yelena. For the most part, she does not engage in it. She is still trying to figure out who she is and what she wants to do now that she is free. She does have a soft spot for Kate Bishop, and I am happy to explore that.

SEVEN: I will often reblog memes. I treat rp memes as fun little ways for our muses to interact especially if we haven’t yet! So, if you see me reblog rp memes, take this as your invitation to toss them into my inbox. I swear you won’t annoy me. Most likely, I’ll smile.

EIGHT: Yelena will always have snacks with her in almost every scene I write. It's those pockets. You can put so much in them. You can't even tell.

NINE: My name is Katie (she/her) and I'm in my 30s. I've been roleplaying for a very long time. It's my favorite hobby.

[wisteria-lodge]

How do you sort Jimmy Novak and Claire ?

Jimmy Novak is interesting. 

When we first meet him, he’s the guy who thinks his job is meaningless, and is pretty checked out of his family life. (His wife is gearing up to ask for a separation, and definitely *emotionally* cheating on him with the neighbor.) So when Castiel shows up and tells him that he’s special, he’s chosen, he has a mission - Jimmy gives up everything and goes with him. That is a really (burnt) Lion primary, midlife crisis, crisis-of-faith sort of story. 

But after Jimmy gets un-possessed, his priorities have changed completely. Now the only thing that matters is his family, getting back to them, and making sure they’re safe. Jimmy signs up for an eternity of torment to protect his daughter, and he does it without a thought. That’s some really Snake primary loyalty. (And no way Dean Winchester didn’t see that and get stars in his eyes, a little.) 

Jimmy is a Snake primary wearing a toxic Lion model. Probably because he is very religious, and Christianity can really lionize (lol) that faith-based, I-feel-what’s-right-in-my-gut-because-I-am-a-good person kind of thinking. He’s basically George Bailey of It’s a Wonderful Life. He vaguely thinks because of like, society, that a “meaningful” life is one full of heroics and grand projects. And then has a crisis involving an angel, gets his priorities realigned, and realizes that no, true meaning has always lived in the people he loved. 

I like to think that Jimmy’s grounded Snake primary was part of what helped Cas break though his brainwashing. Hard to let yourself be mistreated by Heaven, when you’ve got a voice in your head saying you matter. The people you love matter. 

Jimmy’s secondary is either burnt or in flailing panic mode whenever he’s on screen. You could probably convince me that he’s got anything under there. But when I write him, I do write him as a Badger secondary, because I think it’s kind of nice if he matches Castiel. I’m going to take the opportunity to plug my Jimmy/Cas/Dean romance novel over on AO3. Caveat lector: it’s spicy. 

Claire is definitely a very young Lion secondary that grows up over the course of the show. Angry, prickly, defensive and fighty. Terrible liar. I think she reminds Dean a lot of little Sam, and that’s why it’s so easy and automatic for him to turn on Dad Mode around her. Definitely a loyalist primary, and while I could see the case for Badger... I’m going to say that she’s actually a Snake Primary like her dad. She joins groups a lot, but seems to have a lot of personal loyalty towards the leader... and less towards the group itself. 

So she’s a Snake Lion, like Sam. That makes sense. No wonder she fits in so well with the Winchesters.

tl;dr 

Jimmy Novak: Snake primary who models an unhealthy, Religion-flavored Lion primary / Burnt secondary

Claire Novak: Snake primary / Lion secondary

George Bailey: Snake primary who thinks he should be a Lion primary because of Society, drops the model after his experience with Clarence / Lion secondary

[penaltbox]

ok its the early afternoon and i’m sorry but idk what my dream was doing but i had one where i was roman’s girl but we were still a secret (bc i was friends with the guys too and we didnt want things to be all out there yet) and the first part of the dream was roman taking some spicy polaroids of me bc i let him. like one with me on my knees in some lingerie and his dick in my mouth, one that’s just the bottom half of my face with my mouth open and his hand around my neck and his cum on my face, and one when he was actually in me you know? so ro took them with him on the road, to tide him over of course. which was all good. but one of the boys saw the second one so thankfully they couldn’t tell who it was but they were like fucking hell roman?! who’s the girl? and he got all mad and angry and was fighty during the game. so i called him after and was like hey what’s up with you? and he told me and he apologized for the guy seeing it and everyone knowing about the picture. and i was like it’s okay, ro. it could’ve been one of the worse ones. besides, that one really marks me as yours. and that was all he needed to feel better lol. but then when they found out that roman and i were dating, dom was like “holy fuck roman that’s who that picture was of?” and everyones eyes went wide and i blushed and roman was like “yeah and she’s mine” and he pulled me into his side in a protective way. needless to say i woke up hot and bothered

Holy wow this was 🥵🥵🥵 but the thought of Dom or them knowing about the photos but not that they’re you? That’s a fun game to play right there. Spicy level 12/10 here and I love it.

[whump-tr0pes]

happy new year! 💖💖💖 i have a spicy sad question about gavin - what would be his reaction/how would he cope with being r@ped (especially in a violent way - i know he’s been the victim of mutual non-con with isaac)? and - without spoilers ofc - is this something you’ve ever considered doing to him in the past or in the future? 👀👀👀 also, what would be his reaction if isaac were forced to hold him down & fuck him (like gavin did to isaac)? 🥺🥺🥺 wow, sad ask times! - newbornwhumperfly

@newbornwhumperfly we are getting spicy!!

Cw for discussion on noncon below

Lots of questions! First, I think he’d withdraw into himself and protect himself the best (and only) way he could - by thinking about how he deserves it. It’s a pretty common response to trauma because the body would rather accept that it deserves a bad thing, than it would accept a bad thing is happening to it and you cannot stop it. Afterwards he’d be very distanced, spacey, and generally... I hate to say submissive, because of the connotations attached to that word, but I think very pliant?

I actually very seriously considered having the assassins in book 2 rape Gavin before Isaac comes in. I ultimately decided against it because I wanted Gavin’s first experience with noncon to be with Isaac. 

As for the future, I’m still working on what Gavin’s kidnapping and captivity are going to look like. I know he’ll have hallucinations and all that stuff, but I’m not sure if he’ll be subjected to beatings and rape as well. That’ll be up to DFS and what he decides to do, honestly. 

I honestly don’t know what would force Isaac to rape Gavin. It would have to be a direct threat to Gavin’s life, but it would also have to be a threat Isaac didn’t feel he could fight (and as we know, my Fighty Boi always wants to fight above anything else.) If that did happen, Gavin would calmly accept it. He wouldn’t blame Isaac at all and even though Isaac would be absolutely falling apart, Gavin would be present, steady, helping Isaac through it. Afterwards, he’d need Isaac to reassure him that he’s physically safe - perhaps by Isaac holding him, keeping his gun or a knife on him, searching the rooms and locking the doors, that kind of thing.

[chibi-netherlands]

HQ x ATLA

-Hey hi, so I got the idea to combine my two current obsessions (That is Haikyuu and Avatar the Last Airbender) this morning. And I have thoughts. pls keep in mind that it’s been a while since I watched either (also never watch Legend of Korra). 

My thoughts are under the cut. 

Anyway, idk exactly what the situation would be. But I imagine the different Haikyuu teams as like different fighty teams? They just battle each other or just hang out depending on the situation. 

Karasuno is your ragtag team filled with everything. Benders and non-benders alike. 

Kageyama is a very strong, very talented firebender. He’s very powerful, but doesn’t know how to chill. Still thinks firebending is fueled by anger. He buts heads a lot with other powerful but rookie firebender Hinata. Together they learn to be better and get the most out of their fire. Kageyama also learns a lot from waterbender Sugawara (eventually even learns how to redirect lightning by watching Suga do stuff). Sugawara is like Katara in the way that he’s both a good attacker but also a motherly healer. 

“I rise with the sun you rise with the moon” Let’s talk Hinata and Tsukki. Hinata is the sun. Tsukki is the moon. Do I really have another choice? Tsukki is rather rigid for a waterbender, which holds him back a lot. He gets better with change, starts to get in sync with his element, motivated by earthbender Yamaguchi and waterbender Kuroo. Yamaguchi is a very hesitant earthbender, so at the beginning he’s bad. But he gains confidence and eventually bends a rock into Tsukki’s head to talk sense into him. Kuroo teaches Tsukki how to make great ice walls. 

Daichi and Ennoshita are nonbenders. But still good fighters. They are to be feared. People only underestimate them once and then never again. Kiyoko is also a nonbender, Kiyoshi warrior style. Fights with fans. Has taken the most anxious airbender you’ve ever seen Yachi under her wings. Yachi’s confidence is non-existent and because of that her airbending is weak. Kiyoko teaches her how to be confident and also how to fight with fans. Yachi learns to channel her airbending through her fans. 

Nishinoya is a firebender that deals with lightning only. Rolling thunder. Lightning. You see where I’m going? Asahi is an earthbender. But he’s not good at it for lack of confidence. He’s an excellent sandbender though. Soft and easily moved, just like him. 

How could I make Tanaka anything but a firebender? Ryunosuke. Ryu. Dragon. He definitely learns how to breathe fire eventually. Also his big sister is a former Kiyoshi warrior and between her and Kiyoko Tanaka has a healthy fear of warrior women. Kinoshita is a very mellow firebender and Narita is a very mellow waterbender. Between very good benders and non-benders alike they don’t think much of themselves. But they try their best. 

Takeda-sensei is an airbender and Ukai is an earthbender. 

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Nekoma is a group of waterbenders (I know, them in blue instead of red? Looks weird even in my head, but they’re definitely waterbenders)

"We are the body's blood–flow smoothly and circulate oxygen so the brain functions normally" -> Kenma is a bloodbender. 

Kuroo makes incredible ice walls. 

Lev is a swamp bender in the sense that he uses a lot of waterbending to control plants. Constantly goes off on his own to fight, even though everyone tells him to stay connected. Cannot for the life of him figure out how to freeze and unfreeze things, Yaku teaches him (mostly by freezing his feet to the ground). 

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Shiratorizawa as earthbenders. 

Very stronk. Very powerful. Very rigid and unmoving. Also Tendou with Toph’s seismic sense. Imagine the chaos. He’s still the guess monster. Oh fuck, this also explains why Ushiwaka keeps going for the ground/plant metaphor for everything. He’s an earthbender.

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Fukurodani as airbenders (as monks?).

Akaashi trying to meditate while Bokuto races around on an airscooter constantly. Also Bokuto with a flying lemur in his hair. That’s it. What more do you need? 

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Seijoh as firebenders (hear me out)

Non-bender leader Oikawa. Hates prodigy firebender Tobio, cause that’s what he should be. All of Seijoh is firebenders apart from him. They listen to him, cause he may not be a firebender but he’s hella skilled. But also Makki and Mattsun constantly challenge him to eat spicy food designed for firebenders, which Oikawa cannot deal with cause they’re adorable friendly neighbourhood bullies. Also firebreathing Iwaizumi. 

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Date Tech as earth (metal) bender and nonbender combi. Non-bender attackers do very annoying jabs at the opponent and then retreat behind wall. Also. wall. Reminds me of basing se. So now it’s “There is no war in Date Tech” that’s all. 

Also my good friend @sodapopblogs came with the ideas of

Airbender/ragtag group Johzenji. They’re not spiritual at all. Just high-chaos with airbending. Some other benders and non-benders for even more chaos. (Also I, chibi, think Terushima is the Jet of this AU. You cannot change my mind. Back to Sodapopblog’s other ideas)

Inarizaki as water or airbenders.

Tsubakihara as airbenders.

Nohebi as either opposite of Nekoma firebenders OR showing the duality between waterbending styles and waterbenders like Nekoma. 

[voxvulgi]

SENSES & OTHER SPECIFIC HEADCANONS.

MUSE:  JUDE ABU GHAZALEH

what does your muse smell like?

...toothpaste. Like, sweet-spicy toothpaste. I have no idea how else to describe it xD

what do your muse’s hands feel like?

Pretty soft tbh. Jude has made a habit of wearing gloves ever since her first lab, and that includes wearing gloves while doing dishes, cleaning counters, or using any kind of detergent. She doesn’t use hand cream or anything, but she always buys her own specific soap and never lets her brother use it even though they share the same bathroom.

what does your muse usually eat in a day?

Jude has three meals a day and at least one snack. Breakfast is probably cereal because who has time for this? Lunch is whatever her dad cooked, which is usually a simple arab dish like...say, mulukhiyah or maqluba or mujaddara. For dinner, it’s either leftovers or she makes a breakfast for dinner with Malik, which would be an egg and potato scramble or just zaatar/labneh/cheese/turkey sandwiches. When she has to cook a dinner dinner, she opts for pasta or sautee veggies, so that’s basic western stuff. The snack is usually a candy bar or a fruit if it’s the weekend and she’s at home, where candy bars aren’t available for sale.

does your muse have a good singing voice?

It’s average. Good enough to be a fun addition to karaoke night, but not good enough to get compliments from strangers while she hums on her way across campus.

does your muse have any bad habits or nervous tics?   

Jude scratches her nose or forehead constantly when she’s nervous and regularly brushes the edge of her hijab in public just in case any hair is showing at her temples. Her worst habit is probably missing fajr and having to find somewhere to pray it on campus before class.

what does your muse usually look like/wear?

Her outfits are pretty casual, the most noticeable aspect of them being her hijab. She does have a preference for denim, though, and usually opts for a denim jacket. Also, wearing a hijab means that her clothes are covering everything but her face and hands. That is: long sleeves, long pants, and a headscarf. Her most common colours are black, pink, baby blue, and the utmost favourite: navy blue.

When she morphs with Sandy, she gets engulfed in a ninja-style, all-covering outfit that’s the colour of whatever hijab she was wearing when she morphed. When I say ninja, I mean the kind you’d dress up as for halloween, not an ACTUAL ninja. This outfit is cloth, but upon impact, it turns polymer-like, kinda like softer but tougher silicone.

is your muse affectionate?  how much?  how so?

Jude is nice and polite, but she’s only affectionate with people she’s close to. Even then, it depends on how close. With her dad, she’s mostly verbally affectionate. With her brother, she’s physically affectionate in a play-fighty way. She wasn’t affectionate with her mom because that lady was emotionally unavailable. With family friends, she’s arab-level affectionate. As in, she greets them by kissing them on both cheeks and sometimes hugging. I don’t know how affectionate she is in a romantic relationship.

what position does your muse sleep in?  

On her right side with a hand cradling her head. It’s sunnah (◕▽◕✿)

could you hear your muse in the hallway from another room?

Depends. Is she teaching to a class of undergrads? Is she having a private conversation? Is she yelling at Malik for using her soap? In a professional setting, Jude’s voice is usually strong and levelled in a no-bullshit kind of way. In conversation, it’s a rather regular tone; nothing special. When she’s with someone she can be herself around, you could probably hear her rambling from the next apartment over.

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[lovelyparkers]

hard as nails (2)

summary: the second and final part to hard as nails! my 50k special!!! warnings: VIOLENCE!, a gross teenager, angst and fluff, um spiciness and swearing 2.5k words

peter parker left school that day with a hunch. he thought of the note, the knowledge that you attended the same school, the flirting, your voice...

and especially those red nails.

the same nails that belonged to you. the same ones that would pin his wrists down in several different places during fights. the same ones that stroked his cheek. it had to be you i mean, he had chills along with his spider sense. he knew it was you. and it kinda sucked. he liked you in school. he thought you were so cute and smart and sweet. and in the hero vs villain world? he thought you were mysterious and funny and...maybe a little sexy. your villain name, violet, flowed off his tongue so nicely and your hair when it blew in the wind on rooftops and your eyes that glistened under the moonlight. your signature red nails that could kill (my gosh) and your fucking party city mask.

it was y/n. it was you.

he bolted down the busy sidewalks of queens and changed into his spidey suit. his main and only focus was to track you down and find out what the fuck is going on. the only criminal he would catch tonight was you, no matter what.

you usually showed up in peter's path at some point every night, sharing some banter and flirting and the occasional play fight. but today was different. he couldn't find you. and sure it was new york but still, you always showed up and he started to worry. he swung around and around the proximity of queens several times for fun and on the lookout for you for hours.

meanwhile, you were at home doing some homework. sitting on your bed in your empty apartment writing down some notes and studying for tests. point being, you were trying to keep your mind off of daria at all costs even though she would probably find you and kill you if you didn't bring her peter. but you wanted to have a relaxing evening off your feet. maybe you would go out, maybe, you doubt it.

but you got bored, figured you'd head out on the town, steal some cash, buy yourself some treats before you get brutally murdered by a frightening middle aged woman. your victim was a kid from your school, total idiot who lived in your neighborhood and still went to midtown. you walked behind him on the sidewalk for awhile before grabbing his backpack and pulling him back into your arms.

"hey kid."

"oh my god," the kid hyperventilated, "you're that- you're that girl."

"mhm yeah i am. now give me your wallet and we won't have any trouble sweetie."

"okay," he stuttered our before reaching into his bag to pull out a wallet and hand it to you.

you dumped the contents onto the sidewalk, one hand still holding him in your grip. you fished through the items. there was loose change, a few twenty dollar bills, school id and a condom.

you held it up in his face, "really? you're that guy? you disgust me."

"i'm sorry!" he yelled.

"okay move along and get a life buddy."

you pushed him out of your path and headed down the street to a corner store which sold the greasiest funnel cake on planet earth that seemed to always be opened. you got the biggest order topped with literally everything they had and tossed a twenty on the counter pocketing the rest of your, well that kid's, cash.

you held your foam take out box filled with an enormous funnel cake and happily climbed you way up the fire escape to the nearest building. you were a little shocked you hadn't seen peter yet tonight but hey, maybe you scared him off. you sat down and enjoyed your funnel cake and watched the sunset over queens. what a nice night to be murdered.

you could still give peter up and save your own life but, deep down you couldn't. you had so much fun with him over the time you've been here and he never turned you in. he never hurt you. and you made a promise to him. he knew who you really were, a damaged kid who got caught up in the wrong crowd. but you were a shit head and peter was a hero. you stole stuff and he stopped the people who stole stuff. you couldn't risk his life for your own actions. it wasn't fair, and you realized that. now, it was time to be the good guy.

"violet," peter said, grunting as he hit the rooftop.

you turned your head to face him, "oh hey babe, want some funnel cake? i stole it sorta."

"no, i don't want stolen funnel cake. i wanna talk."

"about what," you said with a full mouth.

"about you."

"hey dude, you do this every night! i'm a bad person about to get beat and i'm trying to have a wonderful last meal."

"i'm not gonna beat you up."

"not what i meant."

"why?"

"why what?"

"why are you doing this? why are you protecting me?"

you paused, chewing and some powdered sugar fell on your leather pants, "because i know you're a good person. and i'm a shit head. and i realize that now. i just- i don't know if i can stop but anyways it will all be over tonight."

"what are you talking about," peter asked ripping off his mask.

you still faced away from him, eating, "she's gonna kill me."

"who?"

"daria. my mentor as one might say. she's gonna kill me since i didn't turn you in."

"i'm sorry what?"

"daria—"

"no i heard you just what the hell y/n, do you—" peter realized his mistake and covered his mouth with his gloved hands.

you groaned and chucked the rest of your funnel cake off the roof, "damn it man! how the fuck do you know?"

peter pulled his hands away, "the red nail polish, you should really be more careful."

you smirked, impressed, "says you."

"i'm learning," he said walking closer to you, "now whats this about getting killed."

you wrapped your arms around his neck and leaned in close to his face, "it doesn't concern you babe."

"seems like it does," he began, resting his hands on your waist, "since it's either me or you."

"don't worry, i'm doing you a favor," you laughed.

"yeah, that's your life. i'm not asking you to do this."

you stroked his hair, "i know. but i'm gonna."

"stop. i'll help you."

"no no no. look. i'll be at that run down place of 75th street. in two hours come and pick up my body. daria will be gone by then."

"violet- i mean, y/n, stop. i'm gonna help you."

"i don't need you to save me, hero. people need you more than they need me."

you squeezed yourself out of his arms and headed to the edge. you were about to get down to head to daria's when peter shot you with a web and pulled you toward him.

"woah there spidey, tying me up already? who know you were so kinky."

peter blushed, "listen to me. y/n i need you. i need you so so bad. you keep me grounded, i'm serious. you're a real pain in the ass sometimes but i love it. you're funny. and really really sexy might i add."

"ooh look who's flirting now."

"shut up," he laughed, "but i really need you. i'm not gonna let some middle aged woman kill you. that's not how you should go. i wanna get to know you. i can tell you don't like being a 'shit head' as you called it and i'll help you. i'll show you how to use your powers for good. we can be partners."

you smiled, thinking for a second, "i appreciate the offer but, you should just let me go."

"well these webs take two hours to dissolve."

"damn can you even last that long?"

"stop," he blushed, "i'm serious. i'm gonna help you. if you'll let me?"

you looked into his brown eyes filled with hope and slowly nodded, "okay."

"okay."

you both stood there on the roof, "so now what?"

"um we wait till my webs dissolve off you?"

"so what are you gonna do with me for the next two hours?" you smirked.

peter laughed, still blushing, "see this is what i'm talking about, a pain in the ass."

"but you love it," you laughed.

he did.

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two hours later you were able to pull the webs off with the aid of peter. during those two hours you talked about all sorts of things. and you really wanted to change. you wanted to be good. and you devised a plan to take out daria.

peter swung the two of you over to daria's place and of course being you, you made several cheeky remarks which made peter almost drop you one or six times.

when you arrived, your body was almost shaking. you were actually terrified. peter put a hand on your back to calm you down and it helped a little.

"okay y/n are you ready? you go in first then i go in then we both kick her ass."

you nodded slowly.

"spidey?"

"violet?"

you grabbed his cheeks in both your hands and pressed a quick kiss to his lips, "see you on the other side."

you ran off, entering daria's apartment, leaving a blushing peter behind.

"holy shit."

you quietly entered daria's kitchen and called out for her.

peter came up to stand just outside the door to listen and be ready. he didn't doubt you, he just wanted to protect you. and goddamn he wanted to kiss you again.

"daria?" you asked into the empty kitchen.

"you're late," she said, "where is he?"

you said nothing.

"that's what i thought. i knew you could never do it deep down you bitch. it's almost midnight and no spider-man. you know what i said. you're going to suffer."

"what's your deal with him anyways?" you asked, steering away from the plan, "you're too lazy and fucking stupid to do anything yourself so you make me do dirty work. and you want me to rid off an innocent hero. fuck you."

shit. peter thought. this was gonna get real fighty real fast. but he nodded, it was kinda hot hearing you curse.

"don't play with me sweetheart, i protect you."

"i can protect myself. i'm done with you."

daria walked forward to you and slapped you across the face and kneed you in the stomach. you grabbed the side of your face.

"jesus what is it with you and slapping me?"

once peter heard the smack and busted right in the door and kicked daria square in the stomach. he ran to you in the kitchen to help you up.

"you okay?"

"yeah i will be babe, thanks."

daria got back up and tried the punch peter behind him but you swept her legs out causing her to pummel to the ground. she was too easy to beat. peter webbed her feet to the ground. and her hands together.

"oh c'mon taser web this bitch."

"no!"

you scoffed and walked to her side, "you're too easy to beat."

"so what, you're the good guy now?" she spat.

you looked to peter then back to daria, "yeah maybe. maybe i am."

then you pulled back your own hand and slapped her in the face.

"that's what you get bitch! you're done!"

peter grabbed your waist to prevent you from doing anything else and carried you out to the parking lot. he also called the police to get rid of that horrid woman.

"so now what?" peter asked.

"go to a rooftop? we have lots to talk about."

"you got it violet," peter winked, grabbing you again and webbing around to find a nice desolate roof.

he gently placed you down and sat next to you, taking off his mask.

"so," peter began, "what's up?"

"i'm sorry i kissed you."

"don't be. i...i liked it."

"really?"

"yeah. really. i like you, and not just violet, i like y/n, i like all of you."

you smiled, "i like you peter spider-man parker."

"good," he smiled.

there was a small moment of silence, both of you smiling over each other. and then you leaned into his side and grabbed the back of his neck, pulling him in for a passionate, well deserved kiss. it was long lasting and felt so good until peter pushed back your shoulder.

"so if i'm gonna teach you how to be good," he said licking his lips, "you have to know that i'm in charge."

"oh are you now, pretty boy?"

"mhm. now take off that mask."

you obliged, taking off your party city mask and throwing it on the roof, "there, how do i look?"

"hot as hell, babe."

"that's my thing," you reprimanded.

"hmmm i don't know."

you quickly swung a leg over peter's hips, straddling him tightly, and pushed on his chest till his back hit the roof and once again pinned his wrists down.

"babe, i think we all know who's in charge here," you whispered. peter left out a soft breath with his eyes closed, feeling you on top of him.

peter quickly brought his legs up and out pulling you up and then turning you so now your back was on the roof and he was straddling your waist.

"do we?" he asked, "because wow..."

he leaned in so close to your face that his messy brown curls were toxic hung your forehead.

"...you look even prettier underneath me."

you smirked, biting your lip, "you know, you don't look so bad on top. but if you're gonna teach me to be good, i'm gonna teach you to be bad."

"what no! i'm a hero!"

"no," you laughed, "like...dirty stuff."

"oh," he blushed.

"i can teach you so many things."

"can you now?"

"oh i sure can. i can show you a whole lot you've never seen before," you said.

peter's breath started to quicken and he just wanted to get at you right there.

"and you know, we're both pretty flexible," you joked.

"oh man y/n. you're gonna be the death of me."

it was his turn to kiss you. his lips moved against yours in a fiery passion, whilst still having you pinned down. it was the kiss of your dreams. he would groan into your lips every so often causing you to melt and when you hit his lip and just about lost it, letting go of your wrists and you took over the kiss.

who knew, a hero and an ex villain making out would ever be a thing?

[fagderolo]

Every number ending in 0 or 5 :3 love you too darlin

good god babe okay this is goin under a readmore

i love yoou

5. Were you already close friends before going out as a couple?

i mean. no?? sort of??????? no and yes. u kno. not this time.

10. Are you engaged? If yes, describe your proposal. If no, what ring would you like?bsdhadbhsd no and who knows! smth sappy and to do with the stars or something, probably15. What fictional couples would you compare yourselves to? fhbjhbfjhfbhbhfhbvjsdf th. u. u know.

(fjord and molly frm cr2, harvey and mike frm suits, lucas and farkle frm gmw, aaand uh. nezumi and shion frm no.6. theres prob others but Thats Enough of a list good god. all of those are fjord and then me, respectively)

20. Top 5 fav things about your partner.aw man this is hard fhdfhbhf i love! everything!!! lets see, in no particular order, here are some things, tho i feel like i could go on fhbfdghb!smile, laugh, eyes, sense of humor, n thoughtfullness bghjhghbg25. What personality traits does your partner find most attractive about you?fbhjdfbhjf i do not know anythin abt myself objectively uhhh! i get called sunshine a lot so i guess i Must seem sunshine-y, i dunno about attractive, particularly.

any time im smug ever, maybe, not sure thats a trait? 30. Innocently or not, where do you like your partner to touch you?everywhere !!!!!!!!!!!!! hair n back n stuff esp, ig??35. What is your partner’s scent like?idk yet,, ill find out,,,, eventually40. What’s one of your favourite memories as a couple?bhdgjbh mm,, anythin under the stars45. How do you both like to kiss?idk how 2 answer this? well??? 50. Do you have unique ringtones/images for each other on your phones?whats a phone i only use discord. id say a definite Yes if we like… lived in the same country.   55. Do you express your love lavishly or discreetly?i think, given the opportunity, fjord and i would absolutely be the most obnoxious couple ever. lavish is a mood.60. Fav things to do together on a sunny day?aw man before?? like sparring n stuff was fun, getting into mischief. id imagine now itd be nice 2 just go on a walk, id prob climb some trees. we can have a picnic,

65. You have a whole weekend to yourselves and 500 in cash- what do you do?aw man like. i could think of a couple things?? on the more tame end just, going thrift shopping for clothes. a bit less tame just buying alcohol and weed and chillin in a hotel room, more spontaneous i could for sure see us getting tattoos on a whim sometime fbjdfjdfb70. Has your relationship changed at all since it first started?mmm aside from the normal ways a relationship changes as you know each other more i dont think so?75. How have you both made a positive impact on each other’s lives?we are! both significantly happier id say fhfjbhfj?

80. What TV shows do you like to watch together?haha recently like girl meets world ! kinda anything i like, i guess? im good at sharing tv shows and not so good at absorbing em. funny stuff tho usually.

85. How do you both keep in touch when you’re away from each other?discooord baybeee90. What characters do you play as together when playing multiplayer games?im bad at viddy games we only have played not fighty games. minecraft n shit.

95. Who would win in an arm-wrestling contest?id get broken 100% fjord wld win. Boyfriend Stromghe would, however, probably refuse to arm wrestle me if he thought itd hurt me fhbjbg100. If you were both animals what would you be? Would you be the same animal?aw man i havent ever thought abt this. theres a lot of like. a real animal? fantasy??? im too indecisive fr this but i feel like asking u is cheating. prob not the same animal tho?105. If you were both ingredients, what would each of you be and what would be the resulting recipe? (e.g. PB & jelly sandwich)we are both very spicy peppers and we result in a firey mouth thats it110. What are some imperfections that your partner loves about you?fdjvgsvfg all??? 115. What is something you love that your partner hates?dunno ! milk120. When was a time that your relationship was put to the test?eeehh?

125. How did you first reveal to people that you were going out?its online idk both of us gushed abt the other before we started dating and then we started and nobody was shocked

130. Has your relationship affected any of your relations with others?idk not really on my end?? im like, up during the day n shit more often so maybe just like, the times i talk to peopleim probably pretty obnoxious 2 my friends i gush a lot135. If you both got married, what would you want your wedding to be like?signing some papers, small party w friends n whatnot afterwards, ridiculous honeymoon or smth w the money that Wasnt spent on a wedding140. Got any relationship advice?ghbhg talk abt yr feelins yo. thts super simple n basic but. works.

[monsterbrush]

Do you ship Slit with anyone?

Since Slit is a Nasty Trash Lizard, he can be crack!shipped with just about anyone (and anything, I’ve seen terrible terrible things). But if we’re talking about serious shipping, I have some favorites. 

Nux/Slit: they are habitually close, familiar with each other, feelings may or may not be involved, depending on things, but they are always strong feelings, and it’s always a safe bet that things will get physical (interpret that however you will)

Slit/Toast: it is the Tol/Smol combo with a side of fite. There are innumerable ways for their dynamic to be interpreted, they have different goals, different motivations, and different variations of anger and spite. A spicy dynamic.

Those are my go-to favorites, but I have read a great many Slit/Dag that were deliciously well written, although the Dag’s fighty nature does not appeal to me as strongly as Toast’s. I have also dipped my pinkie toe in Slit/Morsov at 1:00 AM while 100+ posts deep into another person’s blog, one-sided awe-crush Slit/Furiosa which is adorable, a very well written Slit/OC (said OC being Dune I love the dynamic she and Slit have together, so interesting!), and a few… unmentionables… 

*COUGH* Slit/Boot *COUGH COUGH*

And of course Slit/Cheedo, which again does not appeal to me the same way as Slit/Toast, for many reasons, some of which being a relationship between those two requires a massive amount of leg-work to achieve (because Slit is a Nasty Lizard, and Cheedo is Too Pure for this World), but there is someone out there willing to take that journey and I WILL CARRY THEIR BAG AND OFFER THEM A ROOM IN MY HOME TO REST FOR THE NIGHT FOR THE GROUNDBREAKING CHaRACTER DEVELOPMENT AND GOOD WRITING THEY ARE SETTING OUT TO ACHIEVE!!! SO PROUD YOU, GO LIVE YOUR DREAM! I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE SOMEONE EXPLORE THIS DYNAMIC!

[warcraftish]

I have put way, way more thought into this than I should.

The existence of the Little Lion Anduin skin in HS makes it clear that Anduin does receive presents:

Doesn't specify whether it's a birthday gift specifically, however, consider the appearance of the chocolate celebration cake:

Again, not specifically a birthday thing, but the candles are suggestive.

My take from this is a) birthdays are very much a thing on Azeroth and b) Anduin celebrates them. The Wrynns seem to have a tradition of marking dates of importance to their heirs in general, ie Barathen declaring a feast day when Llane was born and handing out commemorative gold coins, which is actually pretty smart domestic policy for an absolute hereditary monarch all things considered.

It also seems to be canonical that Varian got him shitty presents, given the comic where he's all "what do you want, son, a sword?" and Anduin like "no father I would like you to run the security state of our kingdom with a small modicum of competence please and investigate your own kidnapping", when Anduin is like. ten. and known to be Not Really A Fighty Boi.

All of which is to say if Onyxia wanted to (nonsexually) groom Anduin, all she needed to do was just sneak him books on the reg, maybe the occasional astrolabe to keep it spicy. Engage with the little nerd. Rhaegar Targaryen the lad, if you will.

Wonder what Anduin does to celebrate his birthday? He probably just treats it like any other day or just forgets it’s his birthday until someone reminds him. Getting to busy can make you forget sometimes.

[hamilkilo]

Hi, um, are ships still open? If so I'm a 5'8" female, bit on the heavy side, short red hair and green eyes. I'm bi and chill with either monogamy or poly. I'm a total dork for history and art and booka and various shows. I'm a cliche hufflepuff par the gardening and cooking. Always in oversized sweaters. I'm pretty shy at first but once people get to know me I'm loud and passionate. I have aspbergers so sometimes I get sensory overloads and it's a bad time. I love your writing and blog!!!!

Babe, I love the idea of you and Peggy! When I first read through your submission, you reminded me of John, but you also came across way sweeter and less fighty than him! You and Pegs would be so great!!!Headcanons:How’d ya meet? -Pegs and Eliza were on a wild Walmart run late one night-you were in the gardening section, alone(or so you thought, lol)-you were reading out some of the names of the flowers on the seed packages and giggling, imagining children named after those flowers(it had been a rough day, we’ve all been there)-you were also talking to yourself about where you’d put them and how excited you were -you said “lol, what if I named my son Chrysanthemum”-suddenly, you heard “then you’d call him Mum and what would he call you? Mum II? Or would he be Mum II?”-you froze and immediately stopped mumbling, embarrassed ofc, but whoever was talking had a good point-“Pegs!” You heard someone else scold, adding to your embarrassment. Two people heard you talking to yourself-a head popped around the aisle and surprise!!! It belonged to a super pretty girl!-she apologized and introduced herself, and the rest is history!What now?-SCHUYLER SISTERS FAMILY DINNERS-THANKSGIVING, FESTIVE HOLIDAYS, BIRTHDAYS!!! ELIZA IS COOKING SO YA KNOW ITS GOOD-sadly, Pegs can hardly cook Ramen-it’s okay Ramen tho, so that’s important-you either attempt to make dinner or it’s take out usually -Pegs loves to wrap her arms around you while you cook, being an endearing hindrance, but you don’t mind-she likes to sing into your ear along with the music-can be p spicy, even in public, lives for loving you! She wants you to feel loved all day every day-the most rambunctious and flirtatious our of the sisters-but she reels it back for you-is a sucker for hand holding-loves it when you initiate intimacy tho(it does things to her gay little heart, okay?)-she plays ukulele, the dabbler of the sisters, and she likes to play for you on summer nights -loves to go on walks, is a child at heart-has protips for gardening from Eliza and is actually super helpful-is the family hufflepuff and is so glad to have found her kind-she doesn’t argue as much as her sisters can, but she will if it comes to protecting you-is often carefree and unafraid, bringing out that side of you. She likes to take pictures of you with flowers and scenery on hikes, constantly admiring you and showering you with compliments. You’re totally her muse-on bad days, she’ll wrap a blanket around you both and rub your back, hold your hands, and she’ll do her best to physically comfort you-she loves to listen to you, you could go on for hours, ugly crying and stuttering through sobs, but she’d listen because no one ever really listened to her, so she knows how it feels-she makes sure you are never forgotten or excluded, she puts you first-when it’s really bad days and you’re crying and lost in your head, she breaks out the ice cream, grabs your hand, and you both go sit on the porch swing with a cozy blanket. There’s usually crickets in the background, or maybe birds chirping, or perhaps even soft rain, whatever the noise is, it’s nature and it helps. She never leaves or abandons you. You know she’s with you for forever. -even when you argue or disagree, she doesn’t let it go too far. She tries her best to find middle ground, compromise, as quickly as possible. She’s not the type to have a gunfight over nonsense. She puts you first, always. And sometimes, she thinks her way is the fastest and best way to you being happy, but you both discuss it and find a way to Tim Gunn it. She loves you so much, and it’s enough.

[alder-knight]

TERRIFIC, HERE U GO

so if you're of a certain age you may recall a time when the world collectively realized that aerosol sprays like hairspray were causing a hole to form in the ozone layer. that's a very thin part of the atmosphere that blocks UV rays from the sun from cooking us all. globally it was agreed that we should stop doing that so in 1987 world leaders gathered in Montreal, Canada to sign the Montreal Protocol. it was agreed on by just about fuckin everybody and was the first universally ratified treaty in the history of the United Nations. global cooperation!

to phase out those chemicals that were burning through the ozone layer, manufacturing started using different chemicals both as aerosols (sprays) and refrigerants (in AC, fridges, etc). these new chemicals do not cook the ozone layer!

unfortunately they DO cook the climate! we were not aware at the time but these new refrigerant chemicals are like 5000-15000 times more powerful global warming gases than regular ol carbon dioxide. so like. that's not great. it's fairly catastrophic in the context of climate change. however! they last a lot less long, only about 20 years. so if we stop using them and letting them escape into the sky (think about how often a car AC system needs to be "recharged"... that's refrigerants leaking), the problem will get better really fast.

so, as has been done in the past, the Montreal Protocol got an amendment. global leaders gathered in Kigali, Rwanda in 2016 to add language that also phases out THESE chemicals that replaced the original ozone cooking ones.

this is a super low hanging fruit. there are cost effective replacement refrigerants available, and actually US manufacturing has been aligned with the transition outlined in the Kigali amendment since shortly after it was proposed. however, the US just....... never signed it. the last administration handed it off to the Senate to deal with, which was their way of ensuring it never went anywhere.

SO YOU CAN IMAGINE MY SURPRISE when, September 21, the Senate finally fucking signed on. this has been a stupid bureaucratic hangup for seven years, despite every indication showing that it's GOOD for American manufacturing. even with the current extra-spicy fighty Senate makeup it passed with 69 votes (nice).

so that's what I'm excited about, thank you for letting me yell. this is really really good news for curbing global warming.

help I am excited about a piece of climate news but it is such a wonky policy item that I have no one to yell about it with

[tumblunni]

More ideas!

Papa Empire? That kinda might work to sell people on the premise, cos its a cute word + big ol fighty, huh? Like if it was 'father of the empire' it would sound legit serious. But maybe this is TOO unserious?

Athair Empire maybe? Thats just father in Irish. It was one of the only languages i coukd find where the word is wildly different so the meaning wouldnt be obvious. But i'd feel like kind of an asshole throwing in a random word of a language and then the game has nothing of that language or country or anything.

Also maybe 'empire' sounds too much like a heroic general instead? Domain? Bairn Domain? I mean thats basically a catchy way to say BEBBY ARMY but meh

Or something involving the word foster but what can go with foster to sound cool and overlordy aaaAAAAAA Foster Master? Foster Fiend? Foster Fortress? Lord of Foster because grammatically incorrect yet catchy names are neato?

AaaaauuuuAAAaaa i dunno Heart Of Archfiend? Heir of Evil? Papamancy? Monster Recipe? Homunculove? Hello I Am Bunni89 And This Is My Unnamed Game About A Spicy Dad?

Aaaauuugh why is marketing hard

Completely random thought! Maybe the dad overlord game could be called Lord Of Ardor? (Or ardour but thats the british version)

I think it could work cos its an old fashioned word that’s not super commonly known. It sounds all badass and evil and you’d never expect its a synonym for ‘warmth’ and 'passion’.

Or maybe if i can find some other word that’s little known and has a cute meaning, i dunno. Or just some other 'lord of something’ but if i can find a more catchy one?

Ehh i dunnooo. I just know it cant be TOO badass/cool sounding cos itd give a false impression of the game as a boring serious thing. Or as its actually some grimdark evil protagonist thing rather than a comedic failure of an evil who gets redeemed thru cute family love and monster pets.